“It's easy. You get up, you scratch your nuts, you go out and kill something, then you grill it up and eat it, and when youʼre done you look around and need something to play with... Well, I got a girl, I'll play with that.” - A modern caveman

This site is dedicated to the brave and sometimes baffling modern caveman. As simple as he is, he’s good to have around.

Life is still primal. There’s still a battle to be won.

Still Caveman.

Man still hunts and kills and conquers, he just does it with a pen, a cell phone and a laptop.